Obviously Iowa is far superior than Illinois for the following
reasons:
- Iowa has more corn
- University of Illinois >>>
University Iowa
- Iowa is closer to Canada, eh?
- Sometimes, Iowa literally turns into an
ocean because of flooding (MERMAIDS ARE REAL!!!!)
- Iowa is flatter than Illinois so running
is easier
- Iowa has no corrupt governors
- Sports fans in Iowa get to decide which
team they like without being discriminated (or shot) for not liking the Cubs or
White Sox.
- Chicago is way overpopulated
Posted by: Keweeh
Just kidding. Illinois wins purely
for the fact that the University of Illinois is in Illinois.
Edits by me :)
CHITOWN REPRESENT. Also, when you say people get shot for not liking Chicago teams, are you speaking from experience?
ReplyDeleteWow... Way to change what I said. That's not OK because obviously I am a supporter of Iowa over Illinois. There's more corn in Iowa and who doesn't love hundreds of miles of corn?! You. That's the correct answer.
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