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Wednesday, September 11, 2013

Illinois vs. Iowa

Obviously Iowa is far superior than Illinois for the following reasons:
- Iowa has more corn
- University of Illinois >>> University Iowa
- Iowa is closer to Canada, eh?
- Sometimes, Iowa literally turns into an ocean because of flooding (MERMAIDS ARE REAL!!!!)
- Iowa is flatter than Illinois so running is easier
- Iowa has no corrupt governors
- Sports fans in Iowa get to decide which team they like without being discriminated (or shot) for not liking the Cubs or White Sox.
- Chicago is way overpopulated

Posted by: Keweeh



Just kidding.  Illinois wins purely for the fact that the University of Illinois is in Illinois.
Edits by me :)

2 comments:

  1. CHITOWN REPRESENT. Also, when you say people get shot for not liking Chicago teams, are you speaking from experience?

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  2. Wow... Way to change what I said. That's not OK because obviously I am a supporter of Iowa over Illinois. There's more corn in Iowa and who doesn't love hundreds of miles of corn?! You. That's the correct answer.

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